| T-SHIRT SAYING | EPISODE T-SHIRT APPEARED IN |
|---|---|
| "1984" | (Cup A'Joe - which didn't air until 1985!) |
| "Alexander the Great" | (There's Always a Catch, A Small But Deadly War) |
| "Almost Fini" | (Without Reservations) |
| "Beans for Health" | (Firing Line) |
| "Black Bush, Red Bush, Green Bush" | (Mind Games) |
| "Cat Tails" (with appropriate picture) | (Steel) |
| "Dinky Donkey" | (Water Water Everywhere, There´s always a Catch) |
| "E=mc^2 - A.E." | (Cowboy George) |
| "Everything Must Come to an End" | (The Sound of Thunder) |
| "Excellent" | (The Doctor is Out) |
| "Fini" | (The Grey Team) |
| "God, Guns, and Guts Made America: Let's Keep All Three" | (The Bend in the River) |
| "Gore Back Off" | (Judgement Day) |
| "The Great American Tragedy" | (The Big Squeeze) |
| "I am not an Animal" | (Knights of the Road) |
| "If Your Breath Stinks, Kill It!" | (The Crystal Skull) |
| "I Love L.A." | (The Say UNCLE Affair) |
| "I (heart) NY" | (The Out-of-Towners, The only Chuch in Town) |
| "I'm Up Here" | (Uncle Buckle-Up) |
| "I Stand Firmly Behind This Shirt" | (Wheel of Fortune) |
| "Minds Are For People Who Think" | (Deadly Manoevers) |
| "Misc." | (Black Day at Bad Rock) |
| "Napoleon" | (Mexican Slayride) |
| "Poets Contrive but Pigs Provide" | (Chopping Spree) |
| "Rich Boy Poor Boy $" | (Body Slam) |
| "Sensuous & Strong" | (Trial by Fire, Alive at Five) |
| "Stamp Out Cellulite" | (Dishpan Man) |
| "There's a Freud in your future" | (Semi-Friendly Persuation, Bullets and Bikinis) |
| "This Side Forward" | (Waiting for Insane Wayne) |
| "This Space is Unoccupied" | (Moving Targets) |
| "Thump Thump...Thump Thump" | (Heart of Rock and Roll) |
| "We Will Be Bosom Pals" | (Bounty) |
| "Whatever Happened to the Baltimore Colts?" | (Waste´em) |
| "Why Me?" | (In Plane Sight) |
| "Wonderful World of Fungus" | (Battle of Bel-Air, It's a Desert Out There) |
| "Wong for the Road" | (The Say UNCLE Affair) |
If you have anything to add, please send an e-mail to the ATFS Headquarters and the list will be completed. Need your help out there!